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Cows, Constitution, and the Ten Commandments

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Posted May 4 2009 06:31 AM by Phil Howell - 4WD and SU Editor-in-Chief 
Filed under: Editorials

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.

Maybe we should give each of them a cow.


THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about Iraq's constitution. Why don't we just give them ours? It was divinely inspired, written by intelligent men, has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in Congress is this -- you can't post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery', and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.

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